As long as they're willing to pay to prove it, I'm willing to let them.
---- Nanda: Recovering Boardwalk Empire fanatic, history fangirl. Pagan and occasionally politically minded. You have been warned.

 

me: tiny teeny gangsta

me: sweet baby shortpants

me: captain trustface shiny teeth

me: cuppycake gum drops of adorbz

me: precious kosher unicorn

friend: who are you talking about?

me: a ruthless jewish mobster who helped develop the national crime syndicate in the u.s alongside with lucky luciano. and also he built a gambling empire. among other illegal things.

friend:

me: precious bay beh.