me: tiny teeny gangsta
me: sweet baby shortpants
me: captain trustface shiny teeth
me: cuppycake gum drops of adorbz
me: precious kosher unicorn
friend: who are you talking about?
me: a ruthless jewish mobster who helped develop the national crime syndicate in the u.s alongside with lucky luciano. and also he built a gambling empire. among other illegal things.
me: precious bay beh.